Elders B & B Thanksgiving Story

Here is a story from "day 363" of Elder B's letter. He gets into such funny situations and has a really funny delivery of the stories, so we really have a good laugh and he loves it!
He says:
First, I have a story from last week that I forgot. While at the VanNatter's house for Thanksgiving, we were given four frozen squirrels, which had been skinned and gutted, but not washed enough, as they still had hair in some places. Elder B. really wanted to cook them, so we put two in a pot and boiled them, because we misheard the cooking instructions. They were really creepy looking when they were finished. I peeled all the meat off and put it in a sandwich. Elder B. put barbecue sauce on his little friend, and ate it like chicken. I think eating it did something to his head, because ever since, he's been plotting to kill the squirrel that lives in the tree in front of our apartment.